Rep the Token IRL - Smart About Dumb Fun
Premium quality clothing with IDIOT branding
Premium cotton tee with IDIOT logo and tagline. Comfortable fit, bold statement.
Cozy pullover hoodie with embroidered logo. Perfect for crypto winters.
Classic crewneck sweatshirt. Heavy blend, screen printed logo. Maximum comfort for hodling.
Premium zip-up hoodie with front pockets. Large logo print on back. Perfect for layering.
Classic dad hat with embroidered IDIOT logo. Adjustable strap, unstructured fit.
Gear up with IDIOT swag
Durable backpack with IDIOT branding. Laptop sleeve, multiple pockets.
Protective case for Ledger/Trezor. Keep your crypto safe in style.
Protective phone case with IDIOT design. Available for iPhone & Android.
IDIOT vibes for your space
Ceramic mug with "Smart About Dumb Fun" design. 11oz capacity. Dishwasher safe.
Stainless steel travel mug. Keeps drinks hot/cold for hours. 16oz, spill-proof lid.
Extended mouse pad (31.5" x 11.8"). Non-slip rubber base, smooth cloth surface. Perfect for trading!
Premium RGB desk mat with IDIOT logo. Multiple light modes. USB powered. 31" x 12".
High-quality print of IDIOT artwork. Perfect for your crypto cave.
Vinyl stickers with various IDIOT designs. Waterproof and durable.
Large bumper sticker (10" x 3"). "Smart About Dumb Fun" + logo. Weather-resistant, strong adhesive.
Premium vinyl decal for car windows. IDIOT logo, 6" size. Easy application, no residue removal.
Pack of 3 different bumper stickers: Logo, "HODL IDIOT", "Smart About Dumb Fun". Mix & match!
Premium die-cut decals in multiple sizes (2", 4", 6"). Use on laptops, helmets, toolboxes. UV resistant.
Limited edition IDIOT collectibles
Show your IDIOT pride! Pack includes logo tattoos, "Smart About Dumb Fun" text, and meme designs. Lasts 3-5 days. Perfect for crypto events!
Collectible metal coin with IDIOT branding. High-quality finish, comes in protective case. Limited edition - numbered!
Custom metal token with YOUR wallet address engraved on back! Show your IDIOT holder status. Includes authenticity certificate.
Bundle deal! Includes: T-shirt, hat, temporary tattoos, stickers, and physical token. Save 25%!
Premium tee with "IDIOT HOLDER" + your wallet address (last 4 digits). Prove you're OG!
Only 1,000 made! Each hat numbered (e.g. "#420/1000"). Premium embroidery, comes with certificate.
Only the best materials and printing methods
We ship IDIOT gear anywhere on Earth
Pay with IDIOT, ETH, or other crypto (plus credit cards)
Sustainable materials and ethical production
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